derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat January 29, 2016

Derp derp

Derp derp, a person who is adorable or cute in their own way

You are such a derp derp Jon

by Miracleberry October 8, 2022

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Turf Derp

1. (v). When someone takes a noggin nose dive. 2. See Eat Shit. To mistakenly fall on one's face in an embarrassing or Derpish fashion.

My roommate threw me a goldfish snack and I missed it and totally turf derped on my bed.

He missed the soccer ball and totally turf derped.

I kicked the barstool out from under him and he turf derped so hard I snorked.

by Perry Springfield August 3, 2012

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

even bigger derp then the normal derp as they simply add more words that rymes with derp at the end

Derpherp derpshlurp derp herpcurpflurpburp

by #c#@$ April 18, 2019

Giga Derp

Noun.

1. More than the normal derp. Like a gigabyte, Giga Derp is one-billion derps. See "Derp".

2. A über derpy being, one who is derpy to the maximum.

Verb.

1. To giga derp is to either (a) troll a whole lot (b) to annoy someone very much.

2. To be a Giga Derp.

Adjective.

1. Being Giga Derpy

2. Of the Giga Derp kind

Dude I'm giga derping this game around, the other players are flipping out.

Giga derping is not allowed in this chat room

by Giga Derp January 12, 2014