de jong 

A particular type of behaviour that includes tendencies to stalk lots and lots on websites such as bebo and facebook, and enjoy typing the words "lol" and "hehe" in internet conversations. It is also a type of person who has a massive scar at the top of their legs, which most other people would call a fanny...but he calls a unicycle injury

Brian: Hey Jamie, what are you doing on that computer?
Jamie: Not much, just a bit of de jong-ing!

Also, can be used as a vile insult, such as:

"Stop being a de jong"

de jong by chrissiye June 27, 2007

Frenkie De Jong 

Soccer player who plays FOR {FC Barcelona and for the {Netherlands

What a GOAL by Frenkie De Jong!!!

Frenkie De Jong by MrRighteousGames May 22, 2020

Nigel de Jong 

A Manchester City player known for always trying to injury other football players he is playing against. hes using a tactic where he is trying to be the very innocent guy that would'nt do anything dirty against other footballs players, until the very momment where a leg or 2 is broken

he was known for doing the flying kick under the final worldchampion ship game against spain.

Dude wheres xavi?

hes injuryed

when did that happen?

about 5mins ago.

typical nigel de jong.....

Nigel de Jong by ibrahim ROFLBERG March 11, 2011

matt de jong 

Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him

Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ

matt de jong by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021

kelvin de jong 

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

kelvin de jong by Stoppen February 25, 2017

Ryan De Jong 

A sexy guy with a big dick. He destroys pussy all day long!

OMG HE IS SO SEXY! HE IS A RYAN DE JONG!

Ryan De Jong by WhiteTuxedo April 10, 2018

Luuk De Jong 

the header merchant of FC Barcelona

Luuk De Jong scored another header

Luuk De Jong by Pexishit FC April 11, 2022