Baldie Ass Bitch day

A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.

Happy Baldie Ass Bitch day!

by July 7, 2021

National Basic Bitch Day

The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.

It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.

It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.

Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?

Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

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Big booty bitches day

April 28 is the official day known as big booty bitches day.

Bro you know what today is?

No?

It’s national big booty bitches day

by Thebiggestbootyever March 31, 2023

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National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

by Has a Backstabbing friend November 5, 2019

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National Lying Bitch Day

EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)

Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"

by FBGMTGMBAM March 6, 2022

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