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To lose all your hopes and dreams to marrige and children.
It was too bad what happened to Tony. He got totally David Quakenbushed.

Jimmy has some really nice children. Its just too bad he had to get David Quakenbushed to get them.

Me and my friend were going to move to Portland, but somebody David Quakenbushed him.
by Li Fung Chang October 19, 2010

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