Jack: "i don't know what happened, but i saw this girl at the movies and I got a Daryn johnson so large it ripped through my pants!"
Maria: "My boyfriend's erections are so large. Frankly, I'm scared of Daryn Johnson's such as his."
Jill: "last time we did it, my boyfriend hurt me with his Daryn Johnson."
As soon as the young Mike turned 13, above his grundle, he had a daryn johnson. now he knew he was a man.