DAMARCUS

smart, ambitious, loves to take charge, he's a leader by all means. A family man, he will do anything for his family. Any girl would be lucky to have him he's a great provider. He's also a romancer and easy to fall in love the true meaning of one woman man.

Damarcus is the best hes such a family man

DAMARCUS by Kim tucker December 23, 2016

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DaMarcus tomblob

When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...

Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?

Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...

DaMarcus tomblob by elvi888 September 22, 2018