A mountain lion with no teeth or claws

A tormented loner afraid of his "inner demon"

An affected half wit who fails at everything

A salesman who envies Willy Loman's success in life
Oh, look, a lamb who roars like a lion! Must be a dark_falcon.

Bob got canned because he couldn't sell ice water to people in hell. He's a real dark_falcon.
by macthebutterknife April 2, 2011
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