An Obama loving, Nascar hating assumer. He assumes every minute and is a liberal. He also hates nascar, the jets, the mets, and the islanders. This person loves Obama and Ms. Peterson more than anything. He also loves to eat girls hair. And he drank alcohol one night.
"Hey Jeff, who did you want to win the presidential election?"
"I wanted Romney to win, unlike Danny Vaughan who wanted Obama to win."