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Danielle Cohn 

Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.

Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough

1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Danielle Cohn by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019

Danielle Cohn 

A girl who wares a significant amount of make up and a small amount of shirt

danielled 

To be completely erased from someone's history.
Can you believe they danielled her? It's as if they never dated at all.
danielled by boreoff September 29, 2017

Danielle Rios-Roberts 

A giraffe that lives in Puerto Rico. The girafee eats top bananas. The girafee migrates to America and is a immigrant.
Did you see that Danielle Rios-Roberts she was eating?

danielle cohn 

Danielle Cohn is a 12 year old used to be tik toker. She is a liar and a manipulator and her fans fall for that shit. She dates men, yes i say men people most of them are almost 18. She tries to deny being a hoe, but we all know the tea.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.
P1: Who's that?
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.
danielle cohn by molleeeeerattt December 20, 2018

Bryan Danielson 

"The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson is an American professional wrestler who goes by the alias of Daniel Bryan in the WWE where he currently works and is the reigning and defending United States Champion. FACT: He is the best wrestler in the world despite the fact that most of the modern day wrestling fans are 3-11 year old WWE sheep and praise Cena.

Danielson established a cult following in the independent circuit where he wrestled from 1999 to 2010 when he joined the WWE. After joining the WWE Danielson moved to their developmental territory FCW where he stomped heads, as he would. The American Dragon was then placed on WWE NXT Season 1, where his name was changed to Daniel Bryan, where he was booked to loose every match he was in because the WWE knew that if they let him be himself and wrestle like Bryan Danielson they would be in serious debt due to monster medical bills.

Danielson was fired by the WWE after choking announcer Justin Roberts with a neck-tie durring the Nexus' first WWE appearance as a faction, but that's another article, after this firing Danielson was to return to the independent circuit where he again stomped heads in and made bitches tap.

Danielson returned to the WWE when he appeared as the 7th member of team WWE in the 2010 SummerSlam Pay-Per-View, during that match he made 3 people tap out.

After SummerSlam Danielson went on to beat his former NXT mentor The Miz by tap-out to win the US Title.

That is all.
WWE Fan: John Cena is the best wrestler in the world

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: 2 words Bryan Danielson

WWE Fan: Who is he, yeah exactly no one knows who he is and he's no in the WWE so therefore he is the worst in the world.

Knowledgeable Wrestling Fan: (pimp slaps him) Lets watch some Indys yeah.

(some hours later)

WWE Fan: Bryan Danielson..... Bryan Danielson, you were right he is the best screw Cena

Nuff said
Bryan Danielson by CMPunkfan5150 December 31, 2010