Australia's Equivalent to the USA City, Compton. Located in the South-east suburbs of Melbourne, It is the central to all negative stereotypes. These being: Violence, drugs, weirdo's, public drunkardness and gangs. Though the outskirts of Dandenong, North and West, are much more civilized.
Main reasons behind the negativity is due to the large amounts of Race's living within the area. It is so culturally diverse, that you may mistake it for another country.
Places of Interest- Dandenong Plaza, Dandenong Market.
Places to stay away from- Dandenong Train Station, Dandenong Skate Park.
Tourist: Excuse me, do you know where i can find "The Plaza"?
Dandenong random person: No spek engrish. Sorre.
by Ref-YOU-gee February 8, 2008
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a town/suburb which is located 19 miles south east of melbourne, australia. it has one of the largest population of any melbourne suburb and has high concentrations of people who are of arab and greek background. aslo alot of asians to the west in springvale, and a fast growing african population. Dandy has alot of commision houses.
cause of the towns high of migrant population and low industry in the area, it has resulted to be the poorest part of melbourne. the only good thing abt the area is dandenong plaza.
oh and watch out! alot of gangs and drugs are around so be careful!!!
Dandenong, an almost independant city full of eurotrash, blacks n asians. watch out for the drugs.
im so lucky living in Dandenong NOrth
by Seb_stan October 28, 2006
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A town full of filthy wogs on their high horses, cruising around dandy plaza in their FULLY SICK cars, with their windows down and arms hanging out, bass up full blast thinking they are hot shit.
by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005
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A shit hole that is full of idiots. Most of the teachers have anger issues and are not properly qualified, most of them hate there jobs and abuse there power.
The janitors do not do there job properly which leads to fecal matter being smeared on the walls and piss everywhere.
Everyday you see kids being bullied in terrible ways (being thrown into trash cans,toilets etc.), yet the teachers do nothing because they only care for themselves.
There are always gangs and violence at the school between either Albanians or Serbians which leads to police being called almost daily.
Most kids bring knifes to school or worst axes.

If you don't want to be harassed or bullied or get involved with drugs do NOT go to this school.
Bill: "hey can't wait to go to Dandenong high school!"

Joe: "Why? that place is a hole!"

Bill: "Really why?"

Joe: "Because its rife with drugs, rape and bullying!. its like a prison if anything."

Bill: "Really? thanks for the heads up man!"
by me_934 February 28, 2010
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The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood is the act of sucking a homeless mans penis while massageing the area around his arsehole with oiled up fingers
by BastardFromBroady January 23, 2019
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The worst place in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
I've just woke up in a FUCKING steamy mood yeah, 'CAUSE I LIVE IN A SHITHOLE, do you know what I mean? DANDENONG IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, I HATE THE FUCKING PLACE, I FUCKING HATE IT, IT'S FULL OF DICKHEADS AND I FUCKING HATE IT
by Joe the 2nd 3rd and the 4th September 9, 2022
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