1) A total loser fetus faced asshole who uses girls for sex.

2) A wannabe marine.
1) Person 1: A Dan Hastings just tried to get in my pants!

Person 2: NO WAY! what an ass!

2) I wish I was a marine.. but I'm just not good enough. :(
by hatesbeinused2009 August 4, 2011
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