damp jam

Jazz slang for a hard played improvised musical session, often in the company of non-band members.

Man, that cat Diz can blow a damp jam!

by Sphygmo19 February 25, 2011

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 14, 2022

oh damps

Similar to "oh damn." Can be used in many situations.

You smell like poo...OHHHHH DAMPS!@!

by Hiva November 29, 2004

Your gramps damps

Worst insult ever. Worse than your mom gay lol, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny.

Kid 1: Your granny tranny.
Kid 2: Your gramps damps.
Kid 1: Dies.

by Mr. 2-inch killa April 3, 2018

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 23, 2023

Silent Damp

A YouTuber with 1,000 subscribers who makes grounded videos out of the cancerous TV show character named Caillou.

“Silent Damp is the worst user ever” - Jon Videogeek

“I hope Silent Damp gets terminated for getting me terminated!” - Stephan The Animator

“Silent Damp’s videos are amazing!” - Ashtonimations

“I love you my video about you” - Your Angelica

“AWWW HELL NO YOUR ANSLUTTICA!” - JakeAnimations

by SilentDamp 😉 May 20, 2018

damp cunt

When someone can find there own hookups at a pub

Wow look at that damp cunt he has kept to himself all night

by Duckseed April 12, 2017