S: Uhhhh, DWBW.
J: Please tell me he's at least close to our age rather than cougar bait.
S: Where the hell have you been? Your roommate is screaming at me that that I LOST you!
J: Um, yes. DWBW. Let me see if I can find a magazine with the address of where I am on it.
S: I'll be there in 10 minutes to pick you up.