A fat fuck who is a badass that works at the SCP Foundation and is awesome at killing anything at all. He is the true definition of a straight man who knows how to please a woman, but doesn't want just any woman and can't considering all women find him disgusting. He's an honest man 😂
by InannaIshtar July 24, 2017
A weird SCP foundation researcher known for keeping children in his basement (DON'T USE THE NUMBER "239" INFRONT OF HIM). he mostly remains quite to not scare people, occasionally causes chaos. There are rumours about him being attracted to sarkic flesh stuff and especially SCP-173. He uses redactions a lot.
someone: hey, Dr. Alto Clef how's your day
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
Dr. Clefy: data expunged, you?
someone: yes fine *confused*
by a random funny person August 12, 2021