Frequent users include SAHMs, Christians; any group with the right combination of insecurity, self-righteousness, and poor education.
Often inexplicably used with an insult, usually cutesy: "my DH is a nice man, but ugly as a shaved kitten." Tends to be near emoticons, LOL and its various permutations, capitalisation-free text, and spelling errors.
Also seen, possibly thanks to the irritation of being referred to as a DH, is XH -- "ex-hubby."
The DH and I very much enjoyed the professional service and fine dining atmosphere of The Olive Garden. We really enjoy authentic, gourmet Italian food!!!! DH spoils me there by ordering an ENTIRE BOTTLE of wine.
Kelly-Lee, your DH sounds like such a wonderful man. I only wish my BF would hurry up and propose now that I'm pregnant!!!!
my dh is totally embarased whenever i want him to buy tampax for me!!!!
Speech of a DH is punctuated by phraseology such as "let's go play" and a general lack of knowledge of slang. Speaker may frequently sniffle, push glasses up on nose, or blink excessively. Any attempt at perverted conversation will only earn you a blank stare.
Be wary of wearing anything that should suggest you have a figure; ladies, this will earn you remarks such as "harlot" "trollop" and "disgraceful"
A line used by one of the main characters in the TV series How I Met Your Mother" - Barney Stinson.
*getting slapped across the face and leaving*
*approaching a group of women*
(later that night having sex with one or more of them)