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Death toll rising rule 

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.
Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

A Deathroll

While standing at the top of a flight of stairs . Carefull insert the thumb of your weaker hand into your anus . With the other hand begin the masturbate with great gusto. Just as you feel climax is come , launch yourself with full freedom down the stairs making sure to roll keeping the thumb fully inserted in your anus.
I did a deathroll last night
The kawasaki center steps is my everest
A Deathroll by Pink pages 2018 September 28, 2018

cockadile deathroll

A move that emulates our reptilian friend, the crocodile, when it attacks it's prey. This move was coined and is soon to be perfected by myself, on a noble and charismatic male that has the distinct honor of being selected as my next meal. You poor bastard!
Chris, having never encountered such enthusiasm, found himself in the middle of a cockadile deathroll, his life flashing before his eyes!
cockadile deathroll by key11_jkr September 8, 2014

deathtroll 

the entity of terror that attempts to destroy your universe when youre freaking out in a tent in a german field. Is linked with black metal.

The unit of measurement in every diection.
You know..... the deathtrolls.
deathtroll by Champion of Ithaca January 3, 2009
a deathroll is a very hurtful manoeuver that will kill for the ladies!
Dont worry men, you dont have to worry about being plugged...
basically its when a male and female are inserted and they do a "deathly sexual" roll on the floor.
enough said...
"Oh, no girl, you did that deathroll? Yeah! it killed, but oh was it deathly!"
deathroll by babycakes45 May 8, 2008

deathtroll 

The act of spamming brutal videos of Satanic or anti-religious deathcore and death metal tracks on the pages and websites of radical Christian groups, or sending them excessively through email.
"I posted a five paragraph argument of logic to this religious group's Facebook page, and they just spammed that I was going to Hell."
—Friend

"Time for a deathtroll; link me the page."
—Metalhead
deathtroll by xJOHNNYINSILENCE November 4, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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