Disease that occurs when someone who qualifies as emo
attempts to infiltrate a D&D troupe by making a character and pretending to know what they are talking about. Symptoms include:
Thinking Ravenloft would be a nice place to live;
Always min/maxes so his or her charisma is 18 to start; Belives that the drow are merely misunderstood;
Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Argues that re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Doesn't know who the guy in "Mazes and Monsters" is;
Doesn't know Vin Diesil's roots;
Wants to solo the MindFlare
Constantly asks when Loner will become its own class;
Takes this list seriously.
"Congrats, D&D-mo, Strahd is your new best friend."
"Way to go fugly."
"Go for it dude...keep in mind she's a ginormous
"Shut up, strength-6-boy."
"Yeah, that guy from 'Big'?"
"Who do you think wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversay Special?"
"You want to solo that? Roll Initia---you're dead."
"Loner IS a class, D&D-mo, epic level Solitary Warrior"
"Yeah, publish this!"
, a new variety of emo
rock music which consists of kids who played Dungeons & Dragons in high school, sing about loserdom and teenage angst, reference 80's movies they were too young to see the first time around, and use at least 15 words in each song title.
D&D-mo bands include Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Nightmare of You, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is..., Relient K, and Say Anything.
When someone emo
attempts to play D&D. Usually characterized by one or more of the following: When Min/Maxing his or her charisma is always 18 to start; Always plays the mysterious loner with a troubled past; Thinks Lolth is a M.I.L.F. (Monster I'd like to Fight); Thinks Ravenloft would be a nice place to live; Believes that Drow are merely misunderstood; Thinks re-rolling ones is a right, not a privilege; Always wants to "go it alone" against the Mindflare; Thinks "Big" was Tom Hanks' best movie; Doesn't know the truth about Vin Diesil's acting origins; Took this list seriously;
"Yes, your charisma is 18, but not in real life, fugly."
"Blah blah blah...i'm a lonely rogue who won't open up about my tortured aching past. Next!"
"Okay...you wanna fight Lolth? Roll Initiative!"
"Congratulations, Strahd's new best friend is D&D-mo here."
"Be my guest. Go try and 'understand' them."
"Think again, strength-6-boy."
"Level one D&D-mo vs. Mindflare? This should be interesting. Don't bother rolling."
"Remember 'Mazes and Monsters'?"
"Who wrote the foreword to the 30th Anniversary Celebration? Lepton."
(Bonus if you know where 'lepton' came from)