Czech Republic

Is a country that I was Born in, it is surounded by Austria And Germany and Slovakia, they speek czech there and it is one of the most historical cities in europe (might i suggest going there for ther summer) Its fun if you want to go to a place were you can see historical sites or things and also at the same time go to clubs and just...well party pretty much =D

me: Hey, sup
Some guy: Hey is the Czech Republic a nice place?
me: oh ya...lots of old buildings...hotels...beer
some guy: say what?
me: Beer....lots of it
some guy: OK THATS SETTLES IT! TICKET FOR PRAGUE PLEASE!
me: have fun
some guy: YOU BET!!!

by D@nte April 19, 2006

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Czech sweater

A thick layer of male chest hair noted for it's fullness, volume, and overall presence. At a distance casual observers often confuse the Czech sweater with an actual sweater.

hairy chest
chest hair
bear
natural sweater
man sweater
manbear
hairy chested
love rug

1: "You're going to play football in that?"

2: "I'm alright man, I've got my Czech sweater on"

by David Turchin December 25, 2007

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it's fuckin czech

it's fucking great, good, the best

yeah, it's fuckin czech !

by andybear123 November 28, 2010

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czech hotdog

The act of screaming at a penis to make it erect.

Me and my girlfriend tried a Czech hotdog last night, and it actually worked pretty well.

by Le Sueur-Henderson Minnesota February 11, 2014

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Czech Bath

The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet.
Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.

Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?"
Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath"
Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?"
Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"

by the_village_idiot May 1, 2020

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