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Chance Wilkins, AKA Cyrax, (sometimes spelled “Cyraxx” or “Psyraxx” is a an individual currently best known as the lolcow who looks like Gollum’s long lost Brother. A proverbial Internet tough guy, this specimen of an individual is often seen challenging his mortal enemy, MusicBizMarty to combat in front of his home to “throw down”. Despite Mr. Biz Marty going to Chances home twice, Cyrax has been to busy hiding behind his Grandmothers skirt, or in his attic to come out and even look at MusicBizMarty. Notable for sending an inappropriate picture to an underage girl, Mr Wilkins has yet to take responsibility for his actions, and is thus pursued by his 3 personal reapers, MusicBizMarty, Masshole Reports, and William Gloryhole. Other notable things about this Gollum roleplayer include picking at his head scabs so much that they cannot heal, streaming and arguing with trolls from 1am-6am keeping hsi grandparents awake, being given $20 by his grandparents to buy them 2 $4 blankets and pocketing the change, saying a certain word despite not being black, thinking a rat moving in his room was a bullet going through his window, and repeatedly stealing Music, beats and ideas from many musical artists, like Wance Chilkins. Unfortunately, do to Chance being a proverbial attic goblin deprived of common knowledge, he offen deletes and remakes youtube channels.
Guy: wow, there hasn’t been a good lolcow since WingsofRedemption
Guy 2: you need to check out Cyrax! This guy is worse than Wingsofredemption by far!
Cyrax by MartyMusicVideos January 9, 2023
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Cyrix Corporation was a company that manufactured central processing units until it collapsed. Their chip designs came from improved versions of Intel chips that were tediously reverse-engineered in-house and made to perform everyday tasks faster while operating at lower speeds.
A Cyrix chip?! Why do you still have a CPU made by Cyrix?!
Cyrix by Cyrix_definition March 5, 2013
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cyrusrex 

1. this guy who does crazy screwed up experimental music.. which happens to be pretty damn good. his album "allofme.hyde" (2004) can be found on the amazon.com website.
2. an adjective for an adjective used to describe hair colors. works only on colors that have been seen on the head of cyrusrex.
3. www.negative3.com
1a. damn, i've been listening to that weird track by cyrusrex all day. it has taken me to the edge of insanity and i love it!
1b. i declare my undying love to cyrusrex.
2. cyrusrex brown, cyrusrex red, cyrusrex blue
3. what a horrible day. oh well, a visit to the negative3 website and everything will be alright again.
cyrusrex by Mimiiii September 22, 2008

Cyrus Goodman 

The first gay main and first gay male character on Disney Channel (US) and the first character to say the word "I'm gay" in all of Disney branded media from the hit series Andi Mack, which has received a GLAAD award for his storyline. He is played by Joshua Rush.

Cyrus is a Jewish middle school student. He is best friends with Andi Mack (the titular character) and Buffy Driscoll, nicknaming their friend group the Good Hair Crew. He can be quite awkward, nervous, and self-deprecating, but he's incredibly kind, supportive, funny, and has a tendency to be a bit dramatic. He is always there for others and wants to see the good in everyone. Over the course of the show, he becomes much more confident. He goes from being afraid of his feelings for a boy to proudly but casually coming out as gay to his former crush, Jonah Beck.
Cyrus Goodman made television history.
Cyrus Goodman by snokopiasm April 9, 2019
A cyborg ninja built by the Lin Kuei. He was built to kill Sub-Zero.
Cyrax has some badass moves.
Cyrax by Charles Lee Ray II January 1, 2005

Pulling a Miley Cyrus 

Wearing a shirt or top that shows your bra especially when paired with short-shorts. This look is often complemented by dancing like a stripper.
girl1: wowww.... that girl over there is totally Pulling a Miley Cyrus
girl2: I KNOW! her hot pink bra is completely sticking out of the front of her shirt

guy1: duuude look at that chick! shes Pulling a Miley Cyrus, she must be such a slut.
guy2: she looks like such a whore! i bet she'll let me get in her pants!
guy1: DUUUDDDEEEE! *high five*
He has a big tummy, small face and beautiful eyes. He is a narcissist . He seems tough yet so soft inside. He doesn't show his true feeling publicly because it seems so odd , he's allergic to public showing of affection. He always laugh at those couple whose over reacting. He is always pretending to be the baddest guy and jerk but he's the most loyal person you have ever wanted.
Cyruz is a hard-working one and a responsible person.
cyruz by Prettyjen June 8, 2021
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
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