1. extreme tennis coaching; likely to induce tears or vomiting
2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will
2. being able to quote the HAAL (Hayward Area Athletic League) handbook at will
1. Player #1: "Man, our coach was coaching Cyrus style today."
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
Player #2: "Yea, I was having an asthma attack and he told
me to man up and keep running."
2. Other coach: "Well I'm going to dispute your decision
to..."
Cyrus: "STFU, it's clearly stated in Article 724.6,
Amendment II, your player dropped his racket and I can
demand that he does 557 push-ups!"
Other coach: =O
by No. 1 October 2, 2007