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A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.
I Just got a tasty Custard Bomb of Rosie O'Donnell , Yum

Rosie Custard
by bph1992 February 09, 2012