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Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.
Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?
by your.loving.fans July 03, 2010
A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.
I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.
by Cunt Whistle McGreggor September 09, 2003