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A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!" "Zzzzzzzz......." *shove cupcake in mouth* "mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?" "HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!" |
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