cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

bitchass cuntfucker 

Sorry-ass, oblivious retard who hogs the road

Move the fuck over, dillweed - you on your way to a bitchass cuntfucker convention, or what?

bitchass cuntfucker by Cackalacka September 4, 2008

cuntbucket 

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.

"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"

cuntbucket by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntsucker 

much like a cocksucker...but far worse

Hey cuntsucker...get over here.

cuntsucker by Dudley Watts October 27, 2004

cuntrickery 

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!

Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!

cuntrickery by CC Curl February 6, 2014

cuntfucker 

an offensive term for a heterosexual man

hes such a cuntfucker

cuntfucker by eagled January 6, 2009