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Cunt Whale

Some one who is an enormous cunt, the biggest cunt you can possibly imagine, there is no size limit for a cunt whale.

It all depends on amount of bitch, slutty-ness, and cuntism in their system.

Demonstrated in this formula.

Bitch+Sluttiness * Cuntism = The Cunt Whale Factor
Dude she went back to her ex's house and gave him a hug, just to be a bitch you say?

WHAT A CUNT WHALE!
Cunt Whale by Martin Swift August 19, 2008
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whale cunt 

A female who has has 16 kids
whale cunt by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

cuntwholewhore 

When you ditch your friends to fuck the devil!
Cuntwholewhore took off again
cuntwholewhore by Ohnonotmoe August 21, 2017
A fat bitch who thinks she's the shit when actually she's just the D.F.F of everyone
Person 1- Veronica is such a fucking cuntwhale
Person 2- I know... why does she think people care about anything she does.
Cuntwhale by Monkeysplat July 25, 2017

CUNTWHILE 

TYPICALLY WHEN SOME DUMB BITCH IS MAKING A MOUNTAIN OUTTA YOUR MOLEHILL. SHE BE LIKE CRYING ABOUT SOME DEAD GANGSTER HER BROTHER KNEW THAT GOT PUT DOWN. ACTING ALL LIKE SHE'S GONNA SUFFER A LOSS. IN THE SAME BREATHFAKE SOB, SHE WILL BE CALLING A DEAD GANGSTERS OL'ADY A POT BELLIED PIG. CAUSE SHE BE J3AL0U5.
OF ALL THE G'S THEY COULDA MADE AN EXAMPLE OF! WHY HIM? CUNTWHILE; HE WAS JIS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY HIS SCANDALOUS BITCH! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW CLOSE WE WAS!
CUNTWHILE by pipewipe July 31, 2019
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026