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1.
n. A person who lacks any and all social skills/common sense/reason for existence
Person 1 - Hey guys guess what! I just saw something green!
Person 2 - Shut your stupid ass up cunt puck.
by thebestpirateever January 26, 2006
 
2.
Adj:derotigive; a totaly usless individual who has no reason for being in a situation. usualy a jackass.
oh my g-d, he is such a cunt puck; he dosen't even like the girl and he still crashes her party.
by tovah85 January 27, 2006