Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.
by kippadoodah December 15, 2017
When a guy blows his load on a girl with such force that she gets knocked out to outer space and see stars.
Victor: Hey Breadbixth, what's up?
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!
by voladelic.vv April 4, 2017
by B-Pain. November 12, 2010
When two guys face each other, at least 1.5' apart, and cum simultaneously. If their cum meets in mid air the resulting explosion is known as halley's cumet.
They say you should wear a raincoat and safety glasses when you witness Halley's cumet. After witnessing Miller and Cameron's I would have to agree.
by I make these up good December 2, 2016
Dude 1: " Yo, I was fucking this girl Karen and after we finished I totally hit her with a Cumet. "
Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. "
Dude 1: " Bro... "
Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. "
Dude 1: " Bro... "
by GravityBooster September 26, 2019