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Cum-Puss-Arrhea is one of the foulest substances known to man, it is a mix of cum (semen), puss and Diarrhea
Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.

Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?

Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.
by Danzo!!! January 25, 2011