Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

Cum Jester by titomac November 22, 2011

cumjested

an action in which a women proceeds to give you a blowjob and as you cum you tell a joke, causing her to laugh so hard that show blow your load out of her nose.

also known as blowback

I caused that that women to be cumjested.

cumjested by Superman307 August 20, 2010

Cumlesterol 

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

Cumlesterol by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cumtester 

A cumtester is a person who tests ones cum.

Are you a registered cumtester?

Cumtester by kqsedjw November 9, 2022