Top Definition
A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.


A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.
You absolute cum flannel.
by Peachfish July 30, 2011
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