When you go to a new restaurant, order the best items off the menu, eat them all, and delight in your ability to nail it, culinary style!
Last night, I went to that new restaurant and ordered the mahimahi tacos, the grilled pork belly, the duck breast flatbread, and the green chili and gorgonzola wings.
The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."
And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"
The waiter was like, "You ordered all the best stuff on the menu."
And I was like, "No, I culinailed it!"
by The Ethan and Zach Trio May 2, 2015