A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"
"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
by Laurie Vuitton April 21, 2012