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An enormous, solid bowl movement that settles in the toilet pan without breaking thus resembling a huge Cuban cigar.
Archibald: Wow, do I feel better now!

Cyril: Why so old chap?

Archibald: I just curled out the most monstrous Cuban fatboy you've ever seen. The tip was poking out of the water it was so big!

Cyril: Huzzah!

Archibald: Huzzah!
by BobbyTwoTins June 27, 2011