someone who says they're Cuban but they are nothing more than a dirty New York Puerto Rican, too embarrasssed to say what their real ethnicity is.
Jorge tells everyone he is Cuban...however....he is nothing more than a trashy New York, (Staten Island, even worse) Puerto Rican who lies about his money, where he puts his dick, and his ethnicity. His mother is so proud. Is CubaRican a real word?
by Herebutnothere May 17, 2010