austin cabaniss 

Austin Cabaniss is the most amazing guy in the world. He gives the best hugs and always smells good. He's the perfect boyfriend and treats his girlfriend like a princess. Austin has a good sense of humor and is able to make his girlfriend laugh hysterically.

Austin Cabaniss, will you marry me?

austin cabaniss by Chridtine November 12, 2013

Cabaniss Boys 

As the name suggests, Cabaniss Boys are men who live, or have lived, in Cabaniss Residence Hall at Virginia Commonwealth University. This hall, built in 1967, houses quite possibly the most amazing group of men you will ever meet. Cabaniss Boys are smart, strong, athletic, and VERY popular with the ladies. It is a well known fact that Cabaniss Boys get the most play of any group of men not only at VCU, but of any group of men in the greater Richmond area. Cabaniss Boys also are known for the obscene amount of alcohol they can consume without causing serious bodily harm unto themselves; these men drink alcohol like there is a shortage.

Hot Girls At A Party:
Hot Girl #1: I have a huge crush on that guy over there.
Hot Girl #2: Ohhh him, thats one of those Cabaniss boys. He hooked up with me at the beginning of the school year.
Hot Girl #3: He hooked up with me too!
Hot Girl #4: Me three!
Hot Girl #1: Look at how good he is at beer pong!

Cabaniss Boys by Ram Madness! December 14, 2004