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1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.
That girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.
by homehounder January 09, 2010

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