Small town in northern Michigan, home to many hicks/rednecks, all people do there is drink beer and gossip about other people, town basically consists of bars churches and gas stations. "Yah", "Eh", "Er No", and "Don'tcha Know?" are commonly said things here.
I grew up in Crystal Falls, now all I do is drink and drive big trucks.
by A former yooper. March 15, 2009
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Boring ass town,

nothing to do...and the people are stuck up and full of themselves. if you don't have the 'right last name' then good luck. you wont last long. You should LEAVE while you still have the chance.
wow, this is almost as boring as Crystal falls, Mi"
by jealous145? September 1, 2010
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