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critzen by Drakofirefox November 17, 2020
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Cruztentious
Almost like contentious except your arguments have no basis in fact and reflect an absolute inability to be human.
Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson suffered innumerable cruztentious moments at her confirmation hearing for the Supreme Court of the United States.
Cruztentious by MassIndie March 23, 2022
Cade Cruzen
One of the biggest pussies I know of. Throughout my life I have met two Cade Cruzens and wish I never had. He was the worst athlete I had ever seen, basically looked like his feet were stuck in quick sand. What a fuckin pussy I shit on that kid everyday in the halls. Now this isn't from first hand experience but if i recall correctly both Cades I met were most likely gay. It's a sad day anytime someone is named Cade Cruzen.
Cade Cruzen by fjwfhjweiofnwefowejfoirwf August 21, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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