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An ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the vagina. Absolutely no sexual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
I ran out of rubbers, so I had to make do with a crusty delight I found under my bed.
by Xenfire March 06, 2009
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