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1.
a homo duesch bag that acts like a retard
That kid slapped my ass yesterday! What a crunkmonkey!
by allotta fagina #23 November 02, 2009
 
2.
monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee
kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys
by skeet busicuit November 09, 2007