by dc43 July 11, 2010
After spending weeks trying to find the perfect fathers day gift for my husband, my friend Alice suggested I simply buy a huge bag of crack and fellate him while he shits! He loved it! Thanks crumpkin!
by Pam Landry July 8, 2009
The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.
woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...
by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010
by Biggernalls November 28, 2021
Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.
by mikelanders September 29, 2010
To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump
Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"
Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."
Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"
by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 5, 2010
One of the most pleasureable, distgusting, and dangerous forms of vandalism. Smoking crack while simultaneously recieving head, and taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. The female performing the oral sex is sitting on the bottom part of the toilete backwards, like A.C. Slater, taking a shit.
hey jeff how was that party? it was cool, but someone did a tripple decker a.c. slater crumpkin in my toilet and it smells like hagrid's butt in my house!
by huckabee January 1, 2008