A man who becomes sexually aroused while giving a woman oral sex;

often sought by legions of college females
A: Oh, he's in a Ska band, what does he play?

B: Let's just say he's a Crumpet Trumpet.

A: Mandy's gonna want his number..
by brookeybby November 30, 2010
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A gay British man giving a blowjob to another man.
Damn, Sora was a real crumpet trumpet on my dick last night.
by Danception October 13, 2018
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