Top Definition
Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi October 15, 2008
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