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A quarter that you put between your crotch before you give it to someone. Joe: Hey Mike! Can I borrow a quarter?
Mike: Sure, just give me a moment... (pretends to get quarter out of his pocket) Here you go! Joe: Thanks! (walks away) (You vaguely hear Joe say the quarter smells funny) You: Do you think he'll find out that he got a Crotch Quarter? Mike: Hell no! (laughs) |
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