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1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O
by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008
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