A cronk is a person who repeatedly exhibits chronic offense behavior - such as irresponsibility or laziness
John: This is the fifth notice of late payment we have received from the insurance company on Jim's policy in six months.

Jen: He's such a cronk
by Mike Landmark September 3, 2008
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Cronk is the term used to describe an outstanding but pissed off game player, who, for reasons unknown, is having a bit of an off day
Ah cronk :(
by AB_Drax July 7, 2003
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has to be used with a capital K. can be used as CronKed. Used as a code word for alcohol or drunk.
im not sure i can go to Jerry's house, im a bit CronKed on the Cronk sauce
by american roadman June 27, 2019
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Cronk is a synonym for idiot, generally used lightheartedly as banter.
Don’t be such a cronk, Penelope.
by MinecraftLover999 November 30, 2019
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Noun.

An area of the brain that maintains equilibrium during drunkenness. The Cronk is the inactive area only used to measure a previous evening's drinking.
"The cops caught me in tears shaving a squirrel on a trampoline last night. I was clearly twisted off my cronk"
by cheekychappie September 10, 2014
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A woman who is a giant bitch as if on her period, referred also as a cronkosaurus rex. This woman is the grimiest girl ever and usually acts like a man, wearing man hair and G.I. Boots.
Damn that cronkosaurus is a giant bitch.
A true feminazi.
by G money$ May 27, 2010
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