Cronk

The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004

Cronk

To mix different types of alcohol together in order to satisfy the palate. Or to just satisfy ones curiosity.

"At 80% Ballast Point 'Big Eye' & 20% Mornington Imperial Stout, I must say, I'm more than satisfied with that cronk!," cronking cranking cronked certified cronker

by BreakfastMetal March 16, 2015

cronk

to get high on high grade pot also known as chronic, because the pot gives you a chronic cough

Let's go out and get cronked

by been there September 19, 2003

Cronk

a girthy cock of any length

succ my cronk daddy

by papa emeritus September 27, 2017

cronk

A synonym for the word 'pussy'.

You need a shave becaus I can see your cronk thru your skirt. It looks like you're giving birth to ZZ Top!

by Nick July 15, 2003

cronk

To become empowered, or stronger than normal

That boy got all cronked up for that game, he murdered them.

by Steve Dave April 18, 2005

Cronk

A history teacher who can only be described as a true ANIMAL. A man who fears no one (except for the borkowski) and is superior to us earthly pigeons. Do not confront it or attempt to call it an animal as it will become aroused with anger. It is a teacher by birth, animal by decision.

John: Wow! that guy is a true Cronk!
Bill: Ya I know, everyone seems to respect him with fear
John: Yes, just don't disturb him in his natural habitat

by The Animal Tamer May 24, 2011