by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021
1. Is a homosexual
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
by Fu era August 10, 2023
Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.
Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.
Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.
Example 2:
Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts
Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.
Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.
Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.
Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.
Example 2:
Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts
Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.
Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
by moisturizer May 7, 2021
Sexiest guy of all time and has the ability to make any girl orgasm for hours. Is very smart, cool, and has a huge dick. Has probably had sex with your girlfriend.
Guy 1: my girlfriend cheated on me with Griffin Cronk
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo
by Mr cool kid 1234 October 18, 2018
Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)
"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."
by Cyriuh January 21, 2017
Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.
Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
by Professor Wow December 8, 2006