lara croft factor

when you play a game that has a girl as the main character, or allows you too choose to play as a girl

1.if i'm playing a game that has me staring at the main character's ass for hours on end it might as well be a good looking one.

2. a lot of male WoW(world of warcraft) players pick a girl as their character because they look better and guys without a life will give them gold(warcraft money)

3. "dude, why the hell are playin a girl", "that's the lara croft factor idiot"(srry, they said i had to put the actual term in the example, lol)

by WoW2008 August 17, 2008

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

Dirty Croft

The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!

Yo dude, you hear that guy did a dirty croft last night?

by BigGayCroftMonster August 5, 2021

dawson croft

One of the gayest people you will ever meet

Man that guy looks like hes Dawson croft

by Xxxfidgetspinnerxxx May 25, 2017

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 16, 2010

Rusty crofts

Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.

Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.

Dude, my crofts are so sweaty.
Dude, I can’t walk anymore I have a case of the rusty crofts

by superhotkarl March 7, 2020

Crofted

The art of killing of a beloved character just for the hell of it.

OMG. I cannot believe they crofted Terry Dingleberry. He was my favourite.

by Alex Greed December 29, 2020