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Someone who cannot and will not rest until the peaceful existence of everyone around them is filled with some sort of crisis, drama or emergency.

Someone who finds boredom in peaceful and happy things.

Someone that has a need for or addiction to drama.

Someone that can find and cause a major problem about something minor and inconsequential.

A person that feels lost in the world, direction-less and confused unless there is some sort of problem (real or imagined) that MUST involve THEM.
I was enjoying another beautiful saturday until the Crisis Whore called... now i'll be spending the day saving that marriage again.

Today was a good day until that Crisis Whore made something out of nothing.
by Express41 June 09, 2009
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